1. When are you going to wear all these clothes? You know you are wearing flip flops and dirty t-shirts all summer, when did you think you’d bust out this strapless maxi dress? 

2. Less is more. Just because you might need it doesn’t mean you should bring it. 

3. Organization is key but don’t get crazy and like package all the kids clothes in freezer bags or something like that. Oh, you already did it? Okay, then just leave it. I’m sure you thought it was necessary at the time. And plus, you will always have lots of available freezer bags. 

4. When will you be reading the 12 novels you brought? Just wondering.

5. I see you have 12 coloring books and 75 DVDs. Oh, you forgot soap? I see your priorities girl, I see.

6. 12 throw blankets for 4 people seems extreme, but since you used 3 just for fireworks last night, I guess you know what you are doing.

7. While I get that sunscreen is important, were 7 bottles really necessary? Are you going somewhere that they don’t have stores? 

8. Baby wipes were a good plan, maybe order 76 more packages to get you through the summer. They came in handy after you helped pump the waste out of the RV. (Gag)

9. The Advil was a good choice. Who knew the dog would walk you so hard. 

10. Your 27 pairs of earrings that made the trip are really psyched. But exactly what event on the road will require those dangly little numbers? It’s nice that you are so optimistic. 

11. No lollipops? Really? What the heck were your thinking?